destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

burnttoastsundae:

For any high school students out there wondering what college professors are like

• Me:  *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
• My Brain, banging pots and pans together:  YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
• Me:  *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
• My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on:  ....acknowledged

weavemama:

SOMEONE SAID IT

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

beverly-tender:

everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you

scottymouth:

the-rarity-of-truth:

She is a gift

The LOUD YAM

sabino-spots:

bananastagram:

i’m sorry but you’ve literally got the last four presidents telling you to vote for one candidate. what more could you possibly want than four dudes telling you that someone is such bad news that two of them are willing to go against their own political party to say so. like. HONESTLY.

When even George W. says “nah man, that’s a bad idea” It’s probably a bad idea.

flanneldragon:

elysiadragon:

flanneldragon:

pochowek:

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

allodiscourse:

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase